Albert’s Nightmare
Albert’s Nightmare with Jenna Starr

Albert’s Nightmare with Jenna Starr

May 13, 2022

Adult film star Jenna Starr wanders into my nightmare only to find:

Two tenants try to fix a fusebox while drinking Bloody Marys.

A funeral director organizes a viking funeral for the Prime Minister of New Zealand who was killed at a petting zoo.

A dentist sees a patient at the last minute who flirts with him after getting too much novacaine.

Albert’s Nightmare with Sinn Sage

Albert’s Nightmare with Sinn Sage

May 8, 2022

Adult film star Sinn Sage enters my nightmare and we find:

Two guys at a dog park with a literal rescue dog who can play football try to pick up a woman with a poodle.

A brother tries to help his twin brother get his job back at the observatory by pleading with his astronomer wife.

A principal with a bad haircut argues with a pill taking interior decorator for expelling his rock throwing religious son.

 

Albert’s Nightmare with Amber Stevens West

Albert’s Nightmare with Amber Stevens West

February 12, 2022

Star of the series Run The World and 22 Jump Street, Amber joins Albert in a his nightmare creating scenes about

A hot dog vendor asking a Mountie to help him recover his hot dog cart and to buy hot dogs for the kids she teaches to horseback ride.

A dog groomer's ex-fiance tells him he's getting an award, asks him on a date and tries to get him to murder a dog pound employee.

Albert’s Nightmare with Surina Jindal

Albert’s Nightmare with Surina Jindal

January 29, 2022

Surina Jindal, the star of Comedy Central's Hot Mess Holiday, enters my nightmare to create scenes about:

A Subway sandwich manager tells his doctor wife that he wants to audition their dogs for America's Got Talent after he accidentally takes some pills she left lying around.

 

Two bus drivers argue about dress codes, drinking and driving and $20.

 

A juggling instructor decides to perform a new move for a Saudi prince's birthday party to earn the money to save a circus school.

 

Albert‘s Nightmare with Alli Chung

Albert‘s Nightmare with Alli Chung

December 5, 2021

A very Christmas episode where Alli Chung star of Hardy Boys and Coroner finds herself in my nightmare where we see:

Mrs. Claus talks to her psychiatrist about leaving Santa.

While cooking Christmas dinner a sister tells her brother she is pregnant from artificial insemination.

While Christmas shopping a woman tries to rob her friend's jewelry store to show him how to have fun.

Albert‘s Nightmare with Joshua Lewis

Albert‘s Nightmare with Joshua Lewis

December 5, 2021

Adult film star Joshua Lewis joins me in my nightmare to do some scenes including:

A man tries to guess the number of jellybeans to win a dinner at Outback Steakhouse.

A man starts a sleighride business in Central Park and tries to recruit his friend and mother to be drivers.

A guy hits a reindeer with his truck and asks a taxidermist to mount it for him.

Albert‘s Nightmare with Jenna Katz

Albert‘s Nightmare with Jenna Katz

November 30, 2021

Jenna Katz of Hallmark Christmas movie fame joins my nightmare which sees such scenes as:

A train engineer's first day goes wrong when the man training her admits to killing several deer with a train.

Thanksgiving dinner ends in a fight when the daughter insults all the other women at the dinner.

A woman smokes at a wedding with her fiance who just a got a tattoo and they plan to out dance the bride and groom.

Albert‘s Nightmare with Ely Kreimendahl

Albert‘s Nightmare with Ely Kreimendahl

October 30, 2021

For the Halloween episode comedy writer Ely Kreimandahl uses horror movie scripts to help me create scenes involving:

A medical student telling her lover's friend that they are lesbians and decides to see a new band in downtown Duluth.

A guy tries to buy winter tires from his girlfriend and is accused of murder.

Two police officers drink scotch while trying to get a lawn mower obsessed serial killer to confess to 40 murders.

Albert‘s Nightmare with Marica Hase

Albert‘s Nightmare with Marica Hase

October 27, 2021

Japanese adult film star Marica Hase enters my Halloween nightmare using horror movie scripts and a thick Japanese accent and we get:

A doctor and his sister are trying to get their parents back together after they separated by hosting a family game night.

Two ghosthunters enter a suburban house and have to exorcise the ghost of a grandpa.

Warning! There is some frank language about the Japanese porn industry at the start, after that it's all nice but FYI.

Albert‘s Nightmare with Ferelith Young

Albert‘s Nightmare with Ferelith Young

October 22, 2021

Ferelith Young who is currently the voice of Eleni Syndulla on Star Wars Bad Batch and can also be seen in Cardinal and Diggstown enters my nightmare to witness:

A lawyer tries to buy a car from someone he refused to hire at his law firm and ends up threatening her with a gun.

An astronaut about to launch into space accuses the rocket's designer of murdering his girlfriend with rocket fuel.

A lawyer asks her assistant out to dinner and has flashbacks of being in the Girl Guides.

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