August 4, 2019
This week's guest is the very talented adult film star Silvia Saige (if you google her put on safe search first). Together we create scenes involving:
Two fire fighters arguing over a painting while trapped in a fire.
A pole vaulter who argues with her brother the Dean about her scholarship.
A cat sitter admits to his customer that he's afraid of cats.
July 27, 2019
The very talented and funny adult film star Cherie DeVille is my guest (search her name only if you're over 18).
Together we create some scenes involving:
A gay contractor and a Hallmark card artist discussing a renovation, a divorce and a portrait of nine grandmas.
A spray tan technician and her lover/customer who plot to frame her boyfriend for murder.
A dental receptionist helps an ex-soldier get ready for dental surgery and come to terms with his dead son.
A veterinarian forces his wife to go to a support group to overcome her hatred of cats.
June 28, 2019
Today my guest is adult film actress Casey Calvert (if you search her name be over 18) together we create scenes involving:
A psychiatrist who admits to a patient he hit a parked car and left the scene of the accident.
An incompetent coffee shop owner who admits he only opened the store to win back his ex-wife.
Two girls buying prom dresses when one admits she is pregnant and asks the other for $5000 to get married the day after prom.
Two bass fisherman discuss a fishing contest when one admits he poisoned a lake just to win a previous contest.
June 7, 2019
This week my guest is adult film star Krissy Lynn (do a search unless you're under 18) together we create scenes involving:
A crooked governor trying to get a NFL football arena built in a national park.
Two stage coach drivers trapped in a gulch discussing the book one of them has written.
A water pistol inventor and her manager trying to come up with a jingle for their product.
Two pirates discussing a merger with another ship and planning to sail to Las Vegas to plunder a hotel.
May 9, 2019
Meteorologist Andrew Schultz from Breakfast Television joins me to create scenes including:
A Palm Springs artist trying to sell his Fourth of July painting while overcoming his addiction to alcohol and fireworks.
A member of the Beau Brummell gang tries to make a drug deal behind a bus station even though his sister might testify against him.
An incompetent mountain climber asks his lawyer friend to defend him from manslaughter charges after someone on his climb dies, even though the lawyer was also on the climb.
Two ice cream vendors discuss free speech and lactose intolerance while trying a new flavour of chocolate.
April 15, 2019
Actor/voice actor Joe Cappelletti joins me on this episode of Albert's Nightmare to help me create scenes such as:
A director helping an actor find his motivation to perform in a commercial for 'Truck Nutz'.
Brothers deciding whether they should pay for the customization of their PT Cruiser.
A son using a visit to ComiCon as an incentive to get his father to get back with his mother.
A doctor and transgender surgeon argue about tax law.
Two World War One soldiers write a new song to raise the morale of the troops before attacking the German lines.
February 23, 2019
On this episode Albert is joined by Tony Nappo who has appeared in Bad Blood, Killjoys, ZOMBIES, and The Christmas Chronicles to name a few.
Tony helps me create some scenes involving:
A mother who asks an incompetent doctor about her son and threatens to hire the doctor's ex-wife to treat him.
A maitre' d who tries to plan a Star Wars themed birthday party for a group of executives.
Two neighbours who argue about dogs and camping and then decide to run off to Japan.
A professor who tries to convince his colleague to help him scam his way into tenure at Yale.
February 9, 2019
The wonderful Nicole Stamp is my guest and helps me create some scenes involving:
A cat shelter owner looking for pall bearers for his cat that he accidentally killed.
A southern belle who fights with a paramedic to use the restroom at a firefighter themed BBQ restaurant.
Brother and sister fugitives argue over whether to take their father to the Grand Canyon for his birthday.
Two lawyers plan a surprise party for one of their clients.
Nicole Stamp, is known for her roles on "Carmilla" (a Canadian Screen Award-winning web series and feature film with over 70 million views on YouTube), the video game "Assassin's Creed Origins", and BET's "In Contempt", and whose writing has been published by CNN.com
January 27, 2019
In this episode Albert is joined by Emma S. Johnson who joins him in scenes involving:
A travel agent who plans a road trip to Detroit with his nutritionist.
A neurosurgeon who has an affair with her patient's friend.
A female recruit is coached through an obstacle course by her father's sergeant.
January 20, 2019
Actress, writer, producer Hannah Cheesman joins me to create some scenes including:
An upscale donut shop owner finds his long lost sister who is an erotic artist and they argue about a rug.
A poorly trained lifeguard helps a professional surfer deal with a jellyfish sting.
A cop teaches a rookie the ropes of guarding a volcano at the Natural History Museum.
A roommate convinces his ex-fiance to quit acting and take a job in a bank.